I went shopping at Price Chopper today. The total came to $35.28. I handed the cashier one 20, three 5s, one quarter, and three pennies. She counted the money three or four times. I asked, “Did I count that right?” She said, “You gave me a 20 and three 5s.” Me: “That’s what I thought.”ContinueContinue reading “Do I Owe You Anything Back?”
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Coronavirus
“So do you have toilet paper?” Zack asked me as he drove me home from having taken me to get my Risperdal injection. I answered in the affirmative, explaining that I had bought a 12-pack shortly before the coronavirus TP panic. Zack wondered aloud if everybody would be hoarding nasal spray had it been aContinueContinue reading “Coronavirus”
Poor Woman Needed Quarters
I needed a loaf of a bread. Entering Dollar General, I grabbed a shopping basket and browsed. A mashed potatoes and country fried chicken TV dinner looked good; I put it in the basket. I wanted to get the $1 Spider Energy drinks, but there were none on the shelves. Should I spend the extraContinueContinue reading “Poor Woman Needed Quarters”
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Livin’ La Vida Loca
I love books, and I’m impulsive. And it was Laura’s birthday, and I tend to get myself gifts for others’ birthdays. There aren’t many options for books in Corning on the weekends, when the thrift stores are closed. Therefore, I had was left with only one option: Buy Me by Ricky Martin, his memoir, atContinueContinue reading “Livin’ La Vida Loca”
HyVee
I went to the HyVee grocery to get some hot dogs, hot dog buns, and Mio Energy. That’s all that I got; I call it subsistence shopping — I buy just enough to get buy, then I buy more when I need it, when the time comes. The thing about HyVee is that they apparentlyContinueContinue reading “HyVee”
PC Be Damned: Walmart & Down’s Syndrome
To hell with political correctness: Walmart shouldn’t hire retards in my stead! I went shopping at Walmart today, because 1) I had to do a little bit of Christmas shopping, and 2) I figured I should eat. I’ve applied at Walmart multiple times. I’ve never been hired. Granted, I probably would have quit by nowContinueContinue reading “PC Be Damned: Walmart & Down’s Syndrome”
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